mrgiles

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Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Shit - with many apologies to Mei-Mei Berssenbrugge.

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Hundreds of series of Home and Away later, arses were many times greater.

All Backstreet Boys, checkout chicks, dicks in sandwiches had adult shopped, but that depravity was boring. The stain was caused by days of adult shopping with a lady teletubby's oldmate.

Globs of bliss were seen to develop in the public toilet like sandwich spray that splatters, making it unsatisfying to blow the apprentice Backstreet Boys gently, but proving with its colour that bliss of hell can be as much a state of scratch and itch as bliss of heaven.

As lava lamps bubbled like the solids in the bathroom, they also sprayed jizz, which converted to precious, indigestible shit, a frantic demonstration of hippies on laxatives and demanding jam aenemas.

Shit is a sort of solidified fart related, like every fart, to fragrant spots of jizz or Tommy Freedom, turning into Tommy Shit.

Since jizz has 500 types of flavours, protestors were way confused about why shit would not cheerfully rearrange the dance-off for jizz freedom for the solids.

It ends in spot dances, though in shit kicking jobs, this cannot give the feeling of reward without recentring on hungry spots spurting as jizz drops all their flavours.

Their strangeness is endangered by selling semen and emoting cheerfulness with their shit, as hissy fits are what Eminem strangely stimulates when he tours. Dangerous, unknowable, discarded laxatives can be traced back to the frantic demonstration of Tyra's hippies with laxatives who are demanding her aenemas, a man done knowing the awful truth.

Large areas behind the cul-de-sac attract the frankly curious or cautiously ambitious for a little while, and when at peace, the Sunday cul-de-sac arranges lovely mullets.

Proving what Nicole did while babysitting Tom's missus, globs of bliss pollute slippery toilets while distracting a greasy soapie star, like a bump The Undertaker stimulates in the dole bludger's groin where herpes infects it, while there are dole bludgers.

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