TIGER

Tiger, time in clinic checked
In a private centre text:
Was his wife reportedly
A golf addiction therapy?

Doesn't Woods confess that they
Saved transgressions yesterday?
Has he left home to repair
Women holed up by affair?

Has Woods’ story? has Woods’ star,
Then crashed his marriage as his car?
And who confirmed his face was clean,
Woods’ wife, one; to Woods, 14?

Woods the legend, Woods the dad,
Will Woods want the world he had?
Woods the gossip, Woods to make
Rumours more than health could take?

As the bedded bevy flew
Purported treatment rooms for two:
Was his wife the first to see
His things exposed as VIP?

Tiger time in clinic checked
In a private centre sex
Was his wife reportedly,
Made golf addiction therapy?

* Poem made from 100% recycled newspaper text (“Wife flies to meet tamed Tiger,” The Sunday Telegraph, 31/02/10)