HOW School BOY

you Love THE rice so you ORDER more,

as the BEST date is guaranteed some:

her fingers open LIKE a claw.

when the ripened date’s TO come,

for “hot!” Read “tum-ti-tum.”

but to know her CHOICE when you ORDER more,

No! your lines no Use tonight:

under hair oil I ensure.

You fiddly ones end this GUIDE.

in slightly less Despite.

A! then in Time try look and eat.

or end messy in Aspic spatter.

still if she’s good she might wear velVET.

Or eat like veggies matter.

sure do when they’re nearly at HER.

How can the best on the board have Use,

eating a Lady plate.

How can that foil the years Reduce.

that Look SHOULD never Wait.

to impress a graceful date.

so! lobster in butter is bad just skip,

or breeches break to night.

and If you’d never place a TIP

Start by Using this dating guide.

Try Soju as their invite.

how should you Order the rice in Use.

or just order her about.            (cuse

or how should the salad your teeth ex

or black your memory out.

If she’s blunt or sneaking about.

* Based on “The School Boy,” from SONGS Of INNOCENCE and Of EXPERIENCE, by William Blake; with text 100% recycled from pp. 80-81 of men’s style australia; AUTUMN/WINTER 2012/ ISSUE #48.