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you shabby, derelict, stupid,

you foetid, offensive, inappropriate, catalytic, misspelling, undefined, sprawling,

you fat, unhygienic, spastic, ridiculous, phantasmagorical, dialectical, recidivistic, unpopular, diabetic,

you fatuous, effeminate, rambunctious, lackadaisical, Shakespearean, analogical, indefensible, yellow, putrid, disgraceful, shoddy, vile,

you pathetic, feral, bourgeois, chubby, minging, grasping, unbalanced, spurious, mouldy, vaginal, vertiginous, namby-pamby, American, grey, Kafkaesque, insincere, gormless,

you pornographic, antipodean, retarded, dictatorial, fascistic, degenerate, scurrilous, waggish, disrespectful, niggerish, undetermined, stodgy, faggoty, pernicious, lank, rigorous, disingenuous, oriental, smelly, alcoholic, pretentious, unimaginative, interminable,

you sadistic, North Korean, unsportsmanlike, disaffected, ruminant, grainy, amphibious, lazy, punkish, vainglorious, religious, vampish, Freudian, apologetic, dire, cantankerous, rustic, simpering, voluble, annoying, judgemental, neo-Proustian, zodiacal, imprecise, waspish, girly, balding, hubristic, Teutonic, baleful, shonky, ungrammatical, solipsistic, Poetical, romantic, shitty, incoherent, uncommitted, proletarian, pudgy, maniacal,

you boring, self-indulgent, quavering, messy, over-dressed, alienated, rootless, swaggering, usurious, shamanistic, rhyming, unbaptised, overbearing, jealous, jaded, over-zealous, drunk, pandering, fucked-up, jingoistic, narrow-minded, apolitical, pullulating, rusty, corrupt, white, uninspiring, awkward, “hip”, randy, misogynistic, destitute, francophilic, Tasmanian, underhanded, obtuse, dense, jaundiced, asymmetrical, sheltered, languorous, Irish, conservative, unwell, hairy, notorious, evasive, loopy, unhinged, dopey, capitalist, Jewish, scrounging, porky, unjust,

you wanky, worthy, wordy, callous, tired, unpublished, shallow, lying, cowardly, tendentious, vindictive, lethargic, disorderly, wormlike, fictitious, clinical, straight-laced, indecisive, existential, defunct, immature, irksome, lairy, skoaty, unkind, weird, infantile, reserved, unnatural, synthetic, plastic, unfriendly, useless, woggy, dirty, heartless, worried, hedonistic, Zionistic, xenopobic, skittish, unfocused, filthy, lame, beige, un-Australian, harmful, manic, friendless, clichéd, tardy, murderous, illogical, greedy, prosaic, anorexic, unthankful, useless, illiterate, lascivious, chivalrous, generic, bipolar, homosexual, shameless, goody-goody, vapid, homophobic, satanic, recycled, unwashed, uncool, rank, rabid, breeding, unambitious, bleached,

you unsophisticated, insolent, insubordinate, pinko, tree-hugging, poor, warty, insipid, tasteless, obsessive, lordly, cheesy, pedantic, grumpy, womanly, clunky, anal, rigid, late, slack, slothful, impotent, ignorant, ignoble, impertinent, frigid, coloured, rapacious, nasty, slutty, ghastly, unlovable, piggish, unethical, unhealthy, funny, arrogant, pig-headed, egotistical, theatrical, ambitious, disgusting, rude, priggish, deformed, incestuous, sleazy, trashy, wrinkled, old, bouncy, cheap, corny, American, loud, fake, inauthentic, excessive, snotty, gothic, spotty, poofy, barren, bad, scrawny, frumpy, little, camp, inarticulate, unimaginative, creative, suicidal, gross, annoying, moronic, shifty, sneaky, sweet, sickly, saccharine, insignificant, repulsive, amoral, malodorous, jejune, sentimental, naff, twee, serious, lethargic, indecorous, substandard, normal, wacky, psycho, flatulent, fucked, foolish, creepy, evil, sad, wretched, reckless, ugly, insensitive, tame, reprehensible,

you repetitive, farcical, intense, hectic, uneducated, childish, nuclear, unclean, leprous, loose, crazy, eccentric, plump, rotund, transcendental, catholic, perverse, sinful, guilty, talentless, bitchy, careless, ambitious, ruthless, glib, spiteful, unfit, dumpy, predictable, counterintuitive, coarse, vulgar, scandalous, placid, rich, suburban, juvenile, whitebread, stagnant, backwards, underdeveloped, childless, febrile, meaningless, encyclopaedic, brazen, rash, timid, uninteresting, vacuous, working-class, blonde, shy, sensitive, parochial, condescending, green, gauche, shameful, retired, redundant, bony, weak, tearful, ginger, sissy, gay, bitchy, slavish, corpulent, glandular, softcock, embarrassing, cheating, wily, twofaced, naïve, young, scary, paedophilic, bible-bashing, butch, stink, unshaven, moribund, morose, melancholic, depressed, forgettable, breathless, illicit, cancerous, muslim, gamey, undergraduate, strident, crass, related, pallid, distant, abo, theoretical, homicidal, patricidal, regicidal, genocidal, insecticidal, horsey, dull, blunt, mendicant, idiotic, schizophrenic, psychoanalytic, M.O.R, foreign, ethnic, fickle, crapulent, thin, scrawny, short, brash, wordy, autistic, homoerotic, agoraphobic,

you unproductive, fraudulent, contemptuous, sneering, sycophantic, extravagant, selfish, scientific, dishonest, irascible, pyrrhic, awful, chimerical, coltish, sorry, archaic, divisive, terrible, nationalistic, paternalistic, mormon, odd, shaky, revolting, torrid, chaotic, debilitated, mendacious, infantile, simplistic, recondite, dorky, vacant, curt, clumsy, dumb, festy, misanthropic, deceptive, mutinous, treacherous, treasonous, unreasonable, idealistic, misinformed, flippant, facetious, fractious, chauvinistic, chavvy, ornery, laboured, worrisome, unbelievable, invalid, gonorrhoeal, bilious, pustulant, phlegmatic, bleeding, unnecessary, special, specious, discourteous, dead, uncooked, tinny, boofy, evangelical, lost, melodramatic, wishy-washy, arty-farty, militaristic, disloyal, untrustworthy, tight, backbiting, hopeless, adolescent, abortive, promiscuous, skeletal, panoptical, horrific, premature, invasive, incorrigible, unscrupulous, sexless, cuckolded, cringe-worthy, seamy, inconsistent, cloistered, wet, flagrant, cocky, repugnant, louche, dicky, crap, overweight, lucky, insistent, sinister, grisly, excitable, indecent, small-minded, diseased, extremist, homeless, trying, irritable, trendy, passé, jive, drawn, empty, oleaginous, smarmy, barmy, blasé, torpid, vain, dangerous, bulimic, fanciful, delirious, incomprehensible, blokey, castrated, indignant, wilful, flaming,

you cynical, infected, destructive, questionable, flighty, cagey, heteronormative, narrative-driven, postmodern, superficial, Marxist, alien, unwelcome, babyish, fundamentalist, Jesuitical, sectarian, violent, abusive, crazed, syphilitic, consumptive, mad, insane, recherché, early, superseded, unsafe, insecure, damaging, flirty, flamboyant, reticent, nasal, broken, fuzzy, fergilicious, trifling, good-for-nothing, enervated, opulent, anti, antsy, frazzled, domineering, incontinent, constipated, Eurocentric, disciplinarian, octogenary, frantic, puerile, senile, disenfranchised, typical, regressive, philistine, institutionalised, compulsive, batty, half-witted, inoperable, ungrateful, calculating, cold, hazy, abstruse, excruciating, abstract, self-serving, outmoded, gangly, streaky, contradictory, post-industrial, defective, derivative, hyper, onanistic, harebrained, penis-having, hateful, transient, repressive, unevolved, fetishistic, garish, homo, preachy, unprofessional, programmatic, apocalyptic, showy, superior, pragmatic, worthless, Keynesian, doomed, dated, political, sore, facile, fossilised, Neolithic, monolithic, ungroomed, bland, base, crippling, mystical, mainstream, protozoan, anaemic, inorganic, unsustainable, deluded, unworthy, mass-produced, humungous, insensate, demanding, austere, ostentatious, feverish, distracted, uncultured, godless, ill, naughty, nauseating, unconvincing, flawed, fatalistic, merciless, stilted, acerbic, shirty, biased, bestial, unpredictable, incessant, drastic, ceremonious, pussy, triumphalist, predatory, gung-ho, hurtful, apologetic, apoplectic, provincial, needy, heinous, criminal, obese, fanatical, stuffy, scabrous, interesting,

you sanctimonious, Dickensian, effete, platitudinous, idle, Asian, numinous, insidious, dry, diminutive, negative, moody, sullen, depressing, emo, mindless, spineless, prefabricated, pimply, trigger-happy, colourless, mournful, two-dimensional, cadaverous, pasty, severe, grim, tricky, devout, arbitrary, monstrous, futile, critical, crusty, harried, socialist, warlike, senseless, mean, closeted, unassimilable, suffocating, hanky-headed, unfunny, restless, gratuitous, malnourished, dipsomaniacal, unrepentant, slow, dodgy, scurvy, twisted, irreligious, inhospitable, envious, tormented, tortured, tautological, stoned, conditioned, billowy, transparent, photographed, pesky, surly, unlucky, bloated, medicated, stuck-up, snobbish, monocultural, racist, anaesthetised, radical, indescribable, libidinous, lobotomised, pampered, whiny, bucktoothed, squat-nosed, squint-eyed, broad-foreheaded, big-boned, thin-skinned, clubfooted, hairy-backed, fat-arsed, slack-jawed, baldfaced, homogenised, pasteurised, buggerised, despicable, centralised, motherless, disobedient, audacious, suspicious, condensed, serialised, franchised, co-opted, collaborative, venal, mercenary, soulless, unthinking, ungracious, evicted, incarcerated, sodomised, argumentative, precious, unconscious, unprincipled, gullible, disciplined, cauterised, amputated, Aryan, pompous, televised, adulterous, covetous, profane, dormant, blind, thick, overpaid, trivial, banal, finicky, unemployed, discredited, insolvent, avaricious, foppish, slovenly, dour, malignant, doctored, plebeian, weepy, weedy, asinine, poisonous, competitive, foul, wrathful, angry, poxy, decrepit, faceless, crooked, shithouse, bovine, vegetarian, heretical, gluttonous, forgotten, unknown, ephemeral, privileged, hostile, submissive, passive, common, antisocial, inoffensive, lustful, desperate, proud, apathetic, listless,

you joyless, uneasy, untrue, difficult, conniving, gawky, square, quiet, homely, wrong, nerdy, geeky, boorish, caddish, catty, venomous, mediocre, patronising, mollycoddled, matronly, feeble, flea-ridden, bankrupt, average, whorish, hoary, catatonic, slick, sly, cunning, bloodthirsty, dastardly, piratical, daggy, cute, doleful, introverted, atrophied, geriatric, Oedipal, wan, worn, wheezy, cranky, contrary, bonkers, commercial, low, extroverted, Cancerian, decadent, inconsiderate, reflexive, fettered, nihilistic, relativistic, brusque, dowdy, cocksure, restive, stubborn, obstinate, unruly, sorry, indoctrinated, nefarious, tyrannical, garrulous, parasitic, disappointing, imperious, florid, woeful, random, hypocritical, didactic, stylised, elitist, anti-Semitic, materialistic, preoccupied, prepubescent, fluffy, quaint, plagiaristic, crabby, inelegant, paranoid, edgy, whimpy, wide, egregious, vitriolic, irrational, scornful, deviant, sluggish, eager, artful, ferocious, abased, female, obscure, amoebic, teleological, mocking, duplicitous, posh, grotty, messianic, bratty, camp, berserk, tightarsed, frenzied, Stalinist, celebratory, povo, old-fashioned, dilettantish, low-fat, greasy, lurid, vicious, wacko, intrusive, reprobate, diet, chicken, sceptical, pedestrian, ludicrous, fragile, deceitful, long-winded, unapproachable, dubious, paraplegic, psychotic, draconian, confrontational, nervous, undesirable, moribund, lachrymose, spasmodic, somnambulistic, primitive, abstemious, bizarre, gruff, unsympathetic, unusual, false, dissolute, scummy, moody, curmudgeonly, inefficient, flat, sedentary, dippy, ambivalent, absent, , escapist, sedate, lifeless, sterile, flaccid, rabid, unaware, bossy, chirpy, shameless, contemptible, untruthful, blasphemous, sordid, timorous, septic, verbose, dim, stolid, detached, unkempt, erratic, sneaky, boisterous, turgid, dense, wooden, callous, nonchalant, simple, small, oafish, aloof, remote, indolent, tedious, monotonous, paralytic, dismal, despotic, arsy, modish, totalitarian, popish, taciturn, morbid, crude, terse, blessed, outlandish, loutish, silly, aggressive, dissipated, macabre, coquettish, spasmoid, imitative, easy, recondite, imperious, paradoxical, isolated, quotidian, mundane, ordinary, commonplace, zany, salacious, carnal, lewd,

you hypocoristic, bowdlerised, abnormal, virginal, sweaty, pestilential, lecherous, tawdry, inveterate, ratty, mousy, idolatrous, boyish, cutesy, folksy, patrician, patriarchal, imperialistic, pagan, clammy, developing, jihadist, content, western, deleterious, disinfected, superfluous, traditional, Orwellian, hellish, standardised, mechanical, processed, intoxicated, ponderous, wasted, hard, soft, foolhardy, limpid, headstrong, bibulous, boozy, sottish, cloddish, fitful, freaky, plain, virulent, dwarfish, subservient, blackballed, hungry, touched, fungal, misbegotten, impossible, capricious, uncircumcised, superseded, strict, eschatological, economical, naked, squalid, conspicuous, tactless, literal, prudish, puritanical, porcine, lugubrious, pissant, pitiful, flirtatious, corrosive, republican, centrist, faded, cloying, dualistic, arid, unsuccessful, gelid, feminist, artistic, kitsch, covert, throwaway, cross, perfidious, cruel, inept, domestic, parasitical, dogmatic, unctuous, anxious, clingy, middleclass, corporate, innocent, militant, specious, replaceable, desultory, clannish, tendentious, obvious, phallocentric, servile, fishy, cheeky, expensive, raving, pale, clerical, tiresome, dreadful, abominable, aberrant, vulnerable, obsolete, vague, antique, hasty, intolerable, minor, repressed, handicapped, inferior, burdensome, fabled, impersonal, sensible, complicated, doddering, vexatious, deleterious, apocryphal, invidious, discriminatory, intransigent, libellous, odious, unviable, injurious, tense, frangible, frail, stern, unrewarding, outdated, peculiar, colonialistic, tooshy, choosy, blatant, flabby, crotchety, painful, uncivilised, impatient, devious, bellicose, belligerent, truculent, sacrilegious, hefty, heavy, docile, proverbial, unconscionable, petrified, putrescent, gentrified, Victorian, androgynous, scripted, artificial, ornamental, sophistical, smutty, rudimentary, inert, different, solicitous, ignominious, unsound, concupiscent, prurient, Prufrockian, masturbatory, tender, evangelistic, wanton, animal, Augustian, emotional, permissive, impractical, defensive, unfinished, beastly, horrid, indigestible, outrageous, infamous, horrible, fancy, moralistic, wicked, complacent, savage, dark, Manichaean, Machiavellian, Benthamite, Thatcherite, jap, chink, lebbo, woggy, currymunching, bathetic, licentious, debauched, vagrant, taboo, conventional, paltry, one-dimensional, convulsive, deficient, viral, deplorable, illusionary, ardent, dyspeptic,

you earnest, opprobrious, vituperative, censorious, unformed, wasteful, unweaned, artless, meek, temperamental, out-of-touch, remorseless, acrimonious, caustic, bitter, churlish, petulant, absurd, temerarious, presumptuous, maverick, imprudent, chunky, unholy, secretive, brutal, fatheaded, sombre, prejudiced, combative, exclusive, reactionary, exploitative, manipulative, sucky, supercilious, yucky, tragic, abject, subjective, faulty, frenetic, haughty, possessive, sensual, reclusive, hermetic, miserable, cerebral, painted, delusional, asthmatic, inverted, execrable, modest, gigantic, huge, equivocal, rooted, formulaic, forgetful, mutable, munted, credulous, suspect, susceptible, drab, torturous, hesitant, detestable, unstable, muddled, grave, confused, intolerant, daft, dreary, contingent, self-conscious, idiosyncratic, affected, sour, airy-fairy, humble, lax, barbaric, masochistic, petty, rebellious, improper, grotesque, unheimlich, pedagogical, trollish, flakey, iffy, histrionic, harsh, menstrual, aborted, ovulating, depraved, dependant, pathological, exigent, spoiled, neurotic, punctilious, persnickety, fussy, prissy, snooty, scrupulous, pregnant, powerless, culpable, pussy-whipped, complicit, inconsequential, cautious, ambiguous, impulsive, fierce, celibate, queer, grandiose, sick, ailing, demented, goofy, slimy, lacklustre, allergic, bureaucratic, autocratic, authoritarian, right-wing, ruined, unfair, cavalier, rubbish, slippery, indiscriminate, erroneous, dolorous, shocking, comatose, secondary, impolite, charmless, toilsome, fiendish, unacceptable, relentless, dwarfish, arrant, errant, illegal, innocuous, languid, malformed, maladroit, atrocious, incurable, rancid, underwhelming, importunate, impetuous, sarcastic, antagonistic, diffident, carbuncular, demotic, ideological, captious, anticlimactic, shrewish, limited, inimical, inhumane, utilitarian, Hobbesian, frugal, touchy, bothersome, stingy, delicate, unmarried, unmarriageable, tepid, noisy, noisome, unsanitary, sanitised, helpless, feckless, anachronistic, dysfunctional, mawkish, experimental, arch, smug, inexorable, bombastic, imbecilic, nepotistic, intractable, quietist, strained, silent, insular, damaged, amorphous, stunted, measly, weasly, orientalist, strait-laced, prolix, faux, obsequious, toxic, sloppy, unedited, parsimonious, penurious, obstreperous, indulgent, miserly, indigent, befuddled, disagreeable, controversial, portly, mordant, sardonic, detrimental, inflexible, disruptive, subversive, witless, peevish, indifferent, profligate, fastidious, pettifogging, impudent, ironic, comical, brutish, afraid, outré, bashful, naïf, fainthearted, pensive, doughy,

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