rhymes with fire

already writing you

one/ lady take a look

at you now/ i don’t care

about cats

or watermelons/

what are u wearing/ oh

god/ remained unchaged

for a hundred million yeats

years!/ jeez pressure/

footy! footy! footy!/

i think i hear them callin/

why don’t you write

about something people

care/ attaching

doco about fish/ what the fuck

are you looking at/ Settle down,

please, guys/

gettn ice from da bar

yall/ My only advice is;

remember what the doorknob

said./ totes losrr ‘door mouse

said, be aware!’/ exactly guys!/

eta?/ Love/

Guys! Stop talking

like hipsters!/totes huray guys/

If your that broke ask

your mates/ dye

china man. die/i told u

to come over

douche bag/ Could you please

grab a bowl?/ whate ves.

totes hurry/ did u know sharks

have remained the same for

four hundred million years/

no. whats ur eta!!!???/ Let it be

in bankstown centro./ i’m gunna need

you/ just come back to bondi

dude/ coral

reacts in a remarkable way

to light/ Almost/ how most?/

eta?/ myhouse stupid/

wear normal clothes

and we can go

to the bar/ im totes

waiting/ i get

erection/ do you know?/

sorry fish with spines that’s

like vertibrates and shit/

That’s it the dream

right there/ do u

understand/ a cool

change/ everybody say

totes amazeballs/ australias barrier

reef is made up

over 2000 living creatures/

yelling at my ex. and you?/

listening to wham/ There’ll be no/

smash the cunt/ Random!

I reckon our kid wd b

totes hot/ copers. copers

tel em……cause

you all just/ someone like

me over there/

when are u leaving oz?/

prob will be listening

to air supply/ hurry. going out

soon/ when jane goidall arrived

on Africa she discovered

that the chimps had personalities/

cowboy boots and bunny ears/

dont you have to say

goodbye to all your friends/

when catfish scool they

do it in a cohesive unit

so as to appear like a big

fish/ I’ve been doing that

for the last week and a half!/

there’s definitely noone like/

have u got

ur ticket/ sorry. whos this?