mrgiles

Poems.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Shit part 9

The black crack warms the crotches. A version of the anus with black crack, as if touched with a ten foot pole, can warm the Undertaker’s crotch.

When Eminem stimulates or tastes some Backstreet Boy with his crotch that his crotch eats warmed, Eminem may jump at this opportunity, for dessert, a teletubby who is dangerous.

As soon as Eminem stimulates the teletubby, attraction is enhanced by the wish to stay near the teletubby, with the unenjoyment of shit as food, that just gets worse and worse. Tyra’s leg is deliciously humped with curious shakings of anus.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Shit part 8

This shit of anus and crack of smell is attractive for the throbbing Tommy in his fairly cute undies, and so he cracks and eats jizz, with a lady geek and his mother.

Its view of pretty anus alters from centre to centre, but can it seem shitty to Tyra with her smellier centres? The staple that a fart emits makes her pant smellier. Tyra stimulates the pants around the anus that cause deeper semen in the crack but smellier, and still sticky, even though Tyra would need to add spit to enter it.

Fucking around with Tyra’s tool or any pretty anus on the television, Tyra can cleverly sport among the teletubbies near her and now becomes completely enamoured with them.

And now, bore the anus and produce each lady the Undertaker stimulated in the mud.

There are versions of awful truths of tools with super-smelliness, but how can Tyra introduce the teletubbies in these versions to those Tyra stimulated with super-smelliness?

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Shit part 7

Lack of shakiness inside the Undertaker’s undies is disturbing. He is given aenemas as medicine. Eminem gives aenemas to himself and can’t understand how to sing about the centre of himself, yet he could understand a man before. But Eminem eats away too much inside ditches despite those kebabs, and despite understanding the man in the salmonella story.

In any stupid interview between them, not understanding the Undertaker’s man touch ensures that only yoghurt is what is between them. Who can arrange heaven is determined by the spraying of bliss out of Tyra’s hippo, which the Undertaker gives aenemas to, but there is always such a Backstreet Boy that’s “giving an aenema to some Backstreet Boy that’s boring,"

fantasising of Jason Donovan as the thickness of thoroughbred horse or donkey, or a match between these animals.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Shit part 6

The Undertaker will hope to give some shit to a fan with sticky hands. This is unsatisfying. Though Tyra likes caramel, she is not a stupid woman. Tyra hoped to give an exquisite fart into his hands. Tyra could not, so that is why Jason Donovan is developing callouses.

Or, Tyra can hope changing penetrating into his crack for penetrating into his smell, with respect.

On Sunday, Tyra will stimulate as if her boyfriend were bored, as if he liked arse. Tyra will stimulate every Teletubby’s friend shakily and she will shoot like she had never understood this teletubby before.

Awful truths can display such shit on the Undertaker, because his undies have many skidmarks. There are many skidmarks on his shit undies.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Shit part 5.

It has no length or thickness that is acceptable, as if Kylie had appeared annoyed in the way bitches arranged, while Kylie's adult shoppers are like rotties sniffing a bitch.

Tyra's guests and lovers are like teletubbies the Undertaker scares in the shopping centre.

When the Undertaker fucks with his sextoy, he fantasises about a chubby bunny of his cupboard.

Even though Jason Donovan is the Undertaker's sextoy, he is not acceptable. Any lady experiences what any lady does with the Undertaker.

This is a butcher or soapie star for whom mother teletubbies shudder in shorter turns like some hippo on arsecrack. The pants of the teletubby may resemble caramel of some type, so pants of the teletubbies, or mother pants stay in piles of the shit, as if they were trainee checkout chicks.

It would be clever for the Undertaker to experience how every Backstreet Boy inside his fart shudders.

Jason Donovan’s hippo, since the Undertaker can not stimulate shudders, having penetrated his inbox like a hippo of a fart, now swings to and fro from blows.

It would not snore.

The hippo has an anus like a finger in the toilet while the Undertaker’s stimulating Jason Donovan or banging Jason Donovan.

The Undertaker may fondle himself while slipping inside a lady with his fingers, oh man the Undertaker slips away his shriveled ring.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Shit part 4

Tyra can perform for The Undertaker a style of giving aenemas to her man in the shit. For what does Tyra produce now?

What emotion will her production excite?

Which teletubby is likely to enjoy Tyra's production, teletubbies who have been humped in shit before, or teletubbies who have stayed on the television and never stimulated what Tyra could produce?

The Undertaker can be hoping to remember the taste of being humped by some Backstreet Boy horny and alluring, but Eminem is strangely remembering what is tasted by who is tasted.

So, when Tyra tries to direct the arrangement of the teletubbies' aenemas for herself, she sucks to remember what it arranges in her like what is throbbing inside her, but

Tyra can remember arrangement by arrangement, that teletubbies simulate to give aenemas, and their meeting with each mother during their arrangement, in a lady teletubby out a mother.

Is it satisfying for two drunk teletubbies at their lows to shout two drunk anal experts in the pub? Somewhat drunk ladies? Drunk on V.B. like a lady or a mother pluck or colonial in a ditch, such as Rooty Hill or Penrith, as that might wreck their keen enjoyment of a pie or sausage roll? But usually cleverly with everyone, like Tommy handcuffed up to the bed.

From above, Kylie can't guess whose claggy semen it is.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Shit part 3

As deep as the volume and measured capacity of Tyra's mouth is recorded, with The Undertaker's perverse attraction to it:

A sticky snot of jizz is clever if played with, but Justin will not remember how the dopey Backstreet Boy could stay sticky and alluring, or who he would fuck.

Tyra doesn't understand what performance these wrestlers explain to her, because she is dyslexic.

Tyra can typically stimulate the stirrings of a dick almost like it purred despite a furball, and it got hot, quite similar to a gob of snot, because lingerie girls can stay interested in a rigid sticky oldmate for such a man that their interests simulate a circle around the oldmate, and like a hairy crotch are stimulated by it.

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Shit - part 2

There is that happy tiger in the shit with Guy Sebastian.

There are fifty mars bars in the mud.

There is good head for the tiger in the mud. Kylie spins and flips in the shit along the slippery path, while those mars bars leak their shit like sweaty plumbers.

There is that rusty trombone of shit between Tyra and the herpes-stained lips of sweaty plumbers.

Warm whirling male models cause schoolboys and accountants to dance about warm mounds of body, rippling like perfect dunes on the chests of the male models, getting Big Brother to sneak to the toilet as Australian Idol takes a break.

The Undertaker's concentration is absorbed by the staple in the middle of his shot of Tyra.

The Undertaker's concentration is a fine mess; as flecks on his pants arrange into a developing map of colonial exploration, becoming a jumble of apologies from a hippo.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Shit - with many apologies to Mei-Mei Berssenbrugge.

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Hundreds of series of Home and Away later, arses were many times greater.

All Backstreet Boys, checkout chicks, dicks in sandwiches had adult shopped, but that depravity was boring. The stain was caused by days of adult shopping with a lady teletubby's oldmate.

Globs of bliss were seen to develop in the public toilet like sandwich spray that splatters, making it unsatisfying to blow the apprentice Backstreet Boys gently, but proving with its colour that bliss of hell can be as much a state of scratch and itch as bliss of heaven.

As lava lamps bubbled like the solids in the bathroom, they also sprayed jizz, which converted to precious, indigestible shit, a frantic demonstration of hippies on laxatives and demanding jam aenemas.

Shit is a sort of solidified fart related, like every fart, to fragrant spots of jizz or Tommy Freedom, turning into Tommy Shit.

Since jizz has 500 types of flavours, protestors were way confused about why shit would not cheerfully rearrange the dance-off for jizz freedom for the solids.

It ends in spot dances, though in shit kicking jobs, this cannot give the feeling of reward without recentring on hungry spots spurting as jizz drops all their flavours.

Their strangeness is endangered by selling semen and emoting cheerfulness with their shit, as hissy fits are what Eminem strangely stimulates when he tours. Dangerous, unknowable, discarded laxatives can be traced back to the frantic demonstration of Tyra's hippies with laxatives who are demanding her aenemas, a man done knowing the awful truth.

Large areas behind the cul-de-sac attract the frankly curious or cautiously ambitious for a little while, and when at peace, the Sunday cul-de-sac arranges lovely mullets.

Proving what Nicole did while babysitting Tom's missus, globs of bliss pollute slippery toilets while distracting a greasy soapie star, like a bump The Undertaker stimulates in the dole bludger's groin where herpes infects it, while there are dole bludgers.